Bender, this is Fry’s decisionÉ and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Actually, that’s still true. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! And then the battle’s not so bad? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.
Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I don’t want to be rescued. Shut up and take my money! Ooh, name it after me!
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. I’ll