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[deck]Here’s to alcohol, the cause of Ñ and solution to Ñ all life’s problems.[/deck] Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to...

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I...

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient isÉ Love!?...

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient isÉ Love!?...

It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. We’re also Santa Claus! Who said that? SURE you can die! [pulls out big gun] You want to die?! I decline the title of Iron Cook...

Bender, this is Fry’s decisionÉ and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you...

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more likeÉsuicide. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other....

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