Bears are a threat. And not just to humans–to equids. Specifically, donkeys.

If you aren’t familiar with The Colbert Report, host Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, reviews the Top 5 threats to America during the Threat Down portion of his Comedy Central news broadcast. Along with zombies, robots, and icebergs, Colbert frequently cites bears as a top threat to the nation.

Read more about Colbert’s stance on bears, from Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia (potentially NFSW). And did you know you can generate your own Threat Down? Delightful.

So where do the donkeys come in?