Who Says Horses Don’t Like the King of Pop or the Queen of Rock and Roll?

If you grew up any time around me, a child in the eighties, you likely also spent hour upon desperate hour trying to perfect the worm and the moonwalk. Some kids were better at it than others, and 99.99% of kids were better at it than me. Even this prancing pony puts my moves to shame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekr05T9Iaio

Similarly, this rising star also sings better than I ever could and would make Tina proud: