If you want a great story in a concise form, there’s no beating a good police blotter. Every word is just packed with meaning (and, frequently, a bit of dry humor).

Along those lines, sounds like there’s some equine unrest in Montana.

Here’s an unabridged excerpt from the Flathead County Sheriff’s Report, as reported in the Flathead Beacon (be sure to note, these all came in within an hour of each other!):