Forget the tarps and giant soccer balls. Mounted police in Wichita, Kan., have a new aid for desensitization training.

Wichita police arrested three people last weekend after some people participating in a bachelorette party celebration threw a 5-foot-long inflatable penis at a police horse.

There are a lot of things I could say here, but in the interest of remaining employed, we’ll stick to the facts of the incident as reported on KansasCity.com