You’ve probably already heard/read/watched/blogged/twittered/posted about Madonna’s recent horse tumble (in case you’re lucky enough to be situated under a large rock, Madge plopped off again during a schooling session in the Hamptons).

The real story here, as far as I’m concerned is the spin factor. Hilarious.

At the time I’m posting this, Google news shows 1,694 related stories on the subject. One thousand, six hundred, and ninety-four. Most of them centering on the paparazzi issue (for our rock dwellers, the ill-fated equestrian claims a paparazzo hiding in the bushes spooked her horse)