… mustache, that is. Alfie, a 10-year-old Shire cross in Bitton, Gloucestershire, seems rather fond of his unique facial hair–so much so that he won’t allow anyone to trim it, according to an article at Telegraph.co.uk.  

The black horse sports a fluffy blonde (or dirty white, I suppose) ‘stache. See photo. Groom Justine Greenslade told the Telegraph that efforts to cut it have been met with resistance.

"He’s obviously rather proud of his facial hair," she said. "He runs a mile if he thinks we’re going to trim it