I’m not drunk–the horse is.

That’s what a woman allegedly told police when she was given a disorderly conduct ticket for riding a horse down the centerline of a highway in Six Mile, S.C., while intoxicated.

A pedestrian alerted an officer on Saturday that the woman, Tracy Nadine Ellenburg, was riding down Main Street, television station WYFF reported.

An officer found the horse tied to a bench outside a convenience store while Ellenburg was attempting to use the phone inside